I just picked-up my new book from my favorite author! the book is entitled... "10 ways to stop your stalking habits", by U. B. Fol'ownMe. I thought I'd start reading the book while I waited for him to show up, but as I began to read... that was also #1 of the 10 things I needed to stop! I thought I could google his schedule, and show up later where he would be tonight, but that was chapter #2. So I started walking down the street and got about a mile when I noticed him in a cab passing by...you guessed it! "Follow that cab!" was #3. Apparently I'm hitting a hundred right now. I gave up on this questt and thought I'd read my last book I bought..."10 ways to improve you memory", but I have to find it first!
Dan, you gotta quit reading, its giving you daymares!